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When Sleep Troubles Meet Orthopedic Logic
Patient: Doctor, I cannot sleep at all. My back hurts.
Doctor: Simple. Stop using your phone.

Patient: I tried… still no sleep.
Doctor: Then change your mattress.

Patient: I just bought a new one!
Doctor: Hmm… then sleep on the floor.

Patient: Why??
Doctor: To align your spine.

Patient: Will that help?
Doctor: If not, come back-we will upgrade you to premium alignment… also known as physiotherapy!

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Patient: Doctor, I cannot sleep at all. My back hurts. Doctor: Simple. Stop using your phone. Patient: I tried… still no sleep. Doctor: Then change your mattress. Patient: I just bought a new one! Doctor: Hmm… then sleep on the floor. Patient: Why?? Doctor: To align your spine. Patient: Will that help? Doctor: If not, come back-we will upgrade you to premium alignment… also known as physiotherapy!

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