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  Hospitals and doctors use their own terms to describe patient's state

  LAMA is a
common term used LAMA - Left Against Medical Advice:

1. DRAMA - Discharge Requested Against Medical Advice.
2. OSAMA - Overstaying Against Medical Advice.
3. RAMA - Resting Against Medical Advice.

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