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Murmur
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the
doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began
muttering, "Oh oh!"
The man asked the doctor, "What's the problem?"
"Well," said the doc, "you have a serious heart
murmur. Do you smoke?"
"No," replied the man.
"Do you drink in excess?"
"No." replied the man.
"Do you have a sex life?"
"Yes, I do!"
"Well," said the doc, "I'm afraid with this heart
murmur, you'll have to give up half your sex life."
Looking perplexed, the old man said, "Which half - the
looking or the thinking?"
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