A guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to a very famous surgeon and has the whole thing done.

A few weeks after the surgery he is the centre of attraction at a party thrown by his old buddies and they are all anxious to know about the surgery.

One of them said, "It must have really hurt when they shot all that silicon into your chest to make your breasts."

The young lady replied "Not really, I hardly felt it."

"Well, it must have really hurt when they chopped off your manhood!"

"Nope, I didn't really feel it either. The only thing that really hurt was when they drilled a hole in my skull and sucked out half my brains."